Unheard of in Brooklyn

Announcing a FREEZE!  And the notice and attention Austin gives it.  I have finally learned to protect my garden; Abe runs around turning hoses and faucets on, plants are brought in from the terrace.  This is hysterical!  In Brooklyn we lived in a freeze and all you did was curse when you had to schlep kids to school through snow banks taller than them, figure out subway and bus routes to get to your hospital jobs (hospitals NEVER close); pray that the streets were shoveled so you didn't fall a bazillion times before you got to work; on and on.  Austin, I LOVE your panic attacks about weather.