WHAT WOULD NEVER EVER HAPPEN IN BROOKLYN

So I'm walking on Western Trails heading home and turn my head to see the bus coming.  I have no idea where the bus stop is but start to run hoping it will come soon.  I'd already been to the gym and walked to WESTGATE so a bus ride felt deserved.  The bus driver pulls up and says "get in, you'll never make it."  Bless this guy.  Nobody in Brooklyn would notice me running on city streets.  They're too crowded and you can't run.  Too many strollers in Park Slope and too many rushing workers and messengers on bicycles in Manhattan.  Don't want to get this guy in trouble for stopping so I won't mention the #.